I’m an obscenely witty individual of great depth and emotion. I’m also not above stealing humor from obscure SNL sketches featuring Jon Lovitz. But, really, who isn’t?

When not being obscenely witty or plagiaristic, I work in an office in Knoxville, TN. Doing the jobs that nobody wants to. Wait, that’s Mr. Roboto. Still, I’m sure that some people probably wouldn’t find my office work to be all that exciting. I am a trivia enthusiast and regularly attend Live Team Trivia at the Mellow Mushroom on the UT strip every Wednesday, come hell or high water. Aside from that, I… umm… Well, I guess I do this now. Kudos to me!

This blog actually started out as a series of e-mails to my sister, currently residing in the Cayman Islands. She was a faithful trivia participant before she left, so the orignal intent was to let her know the comings and goings of the weekly trivia match. Currently my father (Dad) and I comprise the team. Andy is the triviamaster (the guy who asks the questions and judges who is right and who is hilariously wrong). Mr. Smith’s class is another team at trivia. I believe that covers the entire rogues gallery. If not, then just assume that anyone else mentioned is not real but only actually exists in the mind of an autistic child staring at a snowglobe somewhere far away…